i’m getting bombarded with ads from the shitheads who bought the staples center ad. the ad reeks of “we are gonna get em those dumb millenials money – just throw in a spotify and netflix perk into the card and they’ll fall like lemmings”
the ad is so patronizing
“don’t like fees? we don’t either. we don’t have fees”
bet

the narrator has a slight russian accent and whoever wrote the ad lines is not fluent in english



probably somewhere in the small print: “definition of “computer” are products listed in the “computer” category of crypto dot com”