trump would have owned that motherfucker on twitter
“bearfucker!”
“how many apprentice shows did you make it to anyway”

“putin is my best friend. we struck a deal”
“we do minimal combat, mostly involving french and polish troops, not our troops”
“then we share donbas and the black sea corridor with russia to help russia touch romania”
“we partition kiev in two as a sign of goodwill”
“we have peace in our time folks”
“no american blood has been spilled for uruguay”